Drawn Together

I hate the whole concept of reality shows; they are boring and are a waste of my time. When one network comes out with a new one of these gems, another network will copy it with a cleverly disguised name. Take Fox’s “Meet you new mommy” and ABC’s “Wife-swap”, I’m not sure who copied whom but either way they both lose.

 So what reality show would I watch? The only one I watch is Drawn Together on Comedy Central. I can say this without guilt because it is hardly a reality show; just another dumbass cartoon that I love that mocks that which I hate.

 I’m surprised that not a lot of people watch this show; it’s funny as hell. It’s crude like South Park, but with more characters. Take last weeks episode: the house is in surprise when they find out one of their relatives is visiting, but who could it be? What appears to be a carriage from afar approaches with the family member. As it gets closer, they realize it’s just a retard bus being pulled by a horse. Hooray! It’s Princess Clara’s cousin Bleh! She comes out wearing her helmet and drooling like a mad man. They make fun of her for awhile until they go for a swim. Bleh takes off her clothes to reveal that she’s hot as hell despite her retardation. This of course gets us to the plot: fifty bucks if you can bang the retard. The superhero man takes her out to dinner to get her in the mood. Bleh, the retard, then proceeds to felate Mr. Superhero, who obviously does the right thing by telling her to keep the helmet on. Come on now, if that’s not genius writing in television then I don’t know what is. I also enjoyed watching them piss off the Pikachu thing so they could lick it and get high; he’s cute:

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