Congratulations MTV, you’ve created another piece of shit. I do have to hand it to them though; I’ve never seen a consistent pattern in a network making its programming worse and worse. I mean how the hell did they think this one up? Lets find the most stereotypically asinine teenagers we can find from one of the shallowest places in the country and tape their meaningless everyday lives and make it seem interesting. Then, we can pitch it as a “real life” reality show and post ratings high enough to get Satan himself off.
Why do these assholes even pitch it as “real life”? I mean how many of the dumbasses out their can even possibly relate their lives to these pubescent dipshits? A bunch of rich snobs with no real world problems to even half to deal with, very real indeed. OMFG!!! Christina said that! Hey look, I’m wearing “two-faced” lipstick, who does that remind you of?! giggle giggle giggle…
Personally, I think this show should really change its name to what it really is. “The Youths of Hookers, Fry-a-Later Technicians (politically correct term for that retarded guy who works at McDonald's), and Golddiggers”. Aside from whatever fortunes their parents have, these morons will amount to nothing. A girl on the show, and obviously an intelligent one, whines to her father about getting punished for failing her classes. Her goal is to just graduate, that’s all she needs. I mean how can you disagree with that? We all know that those whorish looks and fat ass will get you through life right? Honestly, I think people who live their lives around this creole deserve their inevitable fates. Sure, you ability make guys drool is good now, but wait ten years bitch. All you have left is a closet full of dresses that are 10 sizes to small for you and a bad rash between your legs. Congrats, I hope it was all worth it. No worries, you’ll find a rich old man to settle down with. I mean your gonna have to sleep with him now and then, but it’ll be worth it right? You’ll still have the comfort of being surrounded by money, and only at the small price of your self-esteem, dignity, and soul. Who knows? Maybe after the old fart dies and you blow the small fortune you’ve inherited, you and your assets of a well lived life will take a 9 mm and turn it on yourself.
This
man represents the REAL Orange County
I know it's mean to assume that all the unique characters on this show are like this. As this bullshit plays in the background, a girl has hopes of being a singer. Hooray, you have a goal in life! Only problem is you suck ass and no one has the balls to tell you so! No worries, you and your unlimited resources and connections get you out to New York so you can show off your wonderful voice. Oh what number would impress these people the most? Oh I know, how about a stupid ass song from A Walk to Remember? An unoriginal song, from an unoriginal movie, suited only for people lacking the personalities like the ones on this show. I’m sure she’ll be going places with that kind of talent and creativity!; her and the rest of the cast anyways…