Same-Sex
Marriage
So, you gays want to get married, eh? Not content with how revolting your mere existence is? Private sodomy isn’t good enough—you have to let everyone know that Mr. and Mr. Homo are constantly being impaled on one another’s penis, and the ladies next door are munching carpet? You all disgust me.
First of all, I don’t care if you claimed your environment conditioned you to be gay, or you were born with some horrible genes, or just had that predisposition. It really doesn’t matter. The fact of the matter is this: marriage is a sacrament. That means it’s like Baptism, or Communion, or any of the other four. And what does God say about homosexuals? Nothing good, gays! I believe you are all damned. Am I wrong? So how can you demand to receive a sacrament if you don’t believe in God with all your heart?
Just be happy we’re allowing you to do your dirty deeds behind closed doors. That is all.