40 Days and 40 Nights
For lack of anything better or interesting to write about at the moment, I decided to do a movie review. I was bored one night with nothing else to do, so I decided to flip through the channels. I really don’t watch tv that much, but I said what the hell, maybe there is a good movie on. As I was flipping through I saw this gem, and when I say gem I mean shit-filled cockfest. While I’m not aware of how old this movie is, or how long it has been out, it was on HBO so I will do a movie review on this because I possess a great amount of hatred towards it. Anyways, I actually caught the movie with 40 minutes left, which was about half way through. From what I saw, it’s about this guy who decided to give up sex for lent. First off, how can you base a fucking movie on this? I can’t stress enough how retarded this idea is, and if I’m at all wrong on this then tell me. Secondly, in many of the scenes I see the main actor (Josh Hartnett, I guess) parades around with this monster erection. Who the fuck wants to see that? It doesn’t stop there though, in one of the scenes he goes to the bathroom with a porn mag and hears one of his friends in the stall next to him jerking off. God, I don’t want to give too much away, this movie is so suspenseful and entertaining, you’ll just have to see it for yourself. Scratch that, read the bottom of this.
Near the end of the movie, 40 days is almost up and his friend comes by and hand cuffs him to the bed for whatever reason, and conveniently leaves the apartment door open. So he goes to sleep, and as he is sleeping his ex walks in and fucks him. Now how can you not wake up when some bitch sits on your dick? Well, somehow he manages to wake up right as he blows his load.
OK, so I didn’t see the whole movie. Maybe I am stupid for doing a movie review. Bull shit. This movie sucked. I don’t care how much of it that I saw, and I don’t care how good or informative the beginning was or could have been, it would still suck. I would have rather shoved my head through a wall for 40 consecutive minutes than watch this. Basically the point I’m trying to convey is: don’t see the shit-pile of a movie that is 40 Days and 40 Nights. If you have already then I’m sorry.
Oh, and by the way, I don’t even remember if that is the correct title of the movie, but we’ll go with it anyways. So I don’t want to hear about it if it’s wrong.
God dammit Frank